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		<title>Cats are the New Nerds</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never been a cat person. I&#8217;m allergic and my only cat experience resulted in tragedy. A high school crush gave me a kitten as a gift. I named him Christian Laettner-Slater Psychedelic Furry Cat. Not only was his name unfortunate, but so was his death. A week later, the poor kitty was crushed by [...]<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/12/cats-are-the-new-nerds/">Cats are the New Nerds</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com">Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!</a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t just been absent here.  I&#8217;ve also been absent from many areas of my life,  including my office as you can see. Lately my office remains empty more often than not, while I attend meetings. My team finally replaced me, which is fine I suppose, just as long as they recognize I have better [...]<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/11/does-a-photo-count-as-a-blog-post/">Does a photo count as a blog post?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com">Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!</a></p>
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		<title>Insert your own dirty title here&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Other posts you may enjoy. Or not, whatever. That's What She Said... About My Relationship &#038; Rocky RoadsDating is incredibly difficult, but sometimes it's worth it.How to Assemble IKEA BookshelvesPugs Hate Justin BieberConfessions of a Childhood PolygamistComments (2) &#169;Sarah Nielson&#8212;Tales of Wit and Charm All Rights Reserved...Or Else Insert your own dirty title here&#8230; is [...]<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/10/insert-your-own-dirty-title-here/">Insert your own dirty title here&#8230;</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com">Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!</a></p>
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		<title>Dating is incredibly difficult, but sometimes it&#8217;s worth it.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week I was worried about presenting a media plan to a client&#8217;s board of directors. I&#8217;ve never been good at presenting and tend to stress out way more than I need to. The night before my meeting, I explained to FSB(f) everything that could go wrong and how I would ultimately fail, lose the [...]<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/10/dating-is-incredibly-difficult-but-sometimes-its-worth-it/">Dating is incredibly difficult, but sometimes it&#8217;s worth it.</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com">Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!</a></p>
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