Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm http://www.sarahnielson.com Where Sarcasm Comes Standard Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:38:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I think there’s a goddamn life lesson in here. I just know it. Today as I cleaned up all the dog shit in my backyard I ran across this teeny flower: I stood still and stared at the flower for the next five minutes. Maybe I needed the visual reminder that underneath all life's shit it's possible to find something special. Or maybe I was ... http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/03/11/i-think-theres-a-goddamn-life-lesson-in-here-i-just-know-it/ The next time I get new business cards I want them to read: Sarah Nielson, Sperm Thief Last week Lou Reed turned 68, which means it's only a matter of time before he's dead. I'm not being morbid, I'm just planning ahead. I need to steal his sperm before he dies. I was in junior high school the first time I heard a Lou Reed song. By the first ... http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/03/10/the-next-time-i-get-new-business-cards-i-want-them-to-read-sarah-nielson-sperm-thief/ That’s What She Said… About Hobby Hunting This week's "That's What She Said" is about my first cooking class--rephrase: my first ATTEMPTED cooking class. http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/03/09/thats-what-she-said-about-hobby-hunting/