Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm » Uncategorized http://www.sarahnielson.com Where Sarcasm Comes Standard Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:07:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Does a photo count as a blog post? http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/11/does-a-photo-count-as-a-blog-post/ http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/11/does-a-photo-count-as-a-blog-post/#comments Fri, 18 Nov 2011 05:08:48 +0000 Sarah http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=7252 Does a photo count as a blog post? is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

]]> I haven’t just been absent here.  I’ve also been absent from many areas of my life,  including my office as you can see.

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Lately my office remains empty more often than not, while I attend meetings. My team finally replaced me, which is fine I suppose, just as long as they recognize I have better hair and much funnier ‘that’s what she said’ jokes.

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I’m allergic to beer so it’s not mine and Fancy Shirt Boy(friend) drinks much trashier beer. Yes, there is such a thing.

Oh, and threatened breakups: 15. Actual breakups: 0. So far, so good!

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]]> “Sarah I think I finally beat you at the grandkid game. I’m officially the favorite.”

“Ben, I highly doubt it. But what makes you THINK you’re the favorite?”

“I took the day off work and drove down to see grandma and grandpa.”

“Yeah, that’s the act of a favorite grandchild alright.”

“They were pretty happy to see me. I’m a fresh memory, unlike the flowers you sent a few months ago. So I win.”

“I don’t know about that… I actually ordered grandma a dozen roses yesterday.”

“Dammit, Sarah, that’s not fair. It takes you five minutes to send flowers and it takes me hours to drive down and back.”

“I’m not only a better grandkid, but I’m also better at time management.”

“I hate you right now.”

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]]> http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/02/i-hate-you-really-means-i-love-and-admire-you-in-nielson/feed/ 1 I think there’s a goddamn life lesson in here. I just know it. http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/03/i-think-theres-a-goddamn-life-lesson-in-here-i-just-know-it/ http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/03/i-think-theres-a-goddamn-life-lesson-in-here-i-just-know-it/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:30:55 +0000 Sarah http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=5932 I think there’s a goddamn life lesson in here. I just know it. is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

]]> Today as I cleaned up all the dog shit in my backyard I ran across this teeny flower:

photo 11 I think theres a goddamn life lesson in here. I just know it.

I stood still and stared at the flower for the next five minutes. Maybe I needed the visual reminder that underneath all life’s shit it’s possible to find something special.

Or maybe I was just scared of stepping in crap.

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