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]]> I’ve had numerous people tell me how much they hate the new season of “The Hills.” Everyone is complaining how staged the show is, but NOT ME! It’s totally real, scheduled maybe, but very, very real.

Between school and work it’s been difficult to find the time to watch it. In a brilliant multitasking plan my workmate, Robyn, and I have been watching the show together on our lunch break at work as we eat.

It’s perfect! Well, almost perfect. I just need to figure out how to get the nerds to stop protesting:

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]]> This week’s “That’s What She Said.”

I’ll post the PDF version later tonight when I’m not trying to navigate my way around D.C. looking for a Dunkin’ Donuts. I don’t understand why the Obama family isn’t acting as my personal tour guide. It’s like they are busy or something.

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]]> Something strange has been going on with RLO lately: he’s been acting straight. First he calls a girl I’ve been trying to set him up with for over a month, and the following may just peg him as a straight man forever.  Forever, of course, being until he starts trying to discuss recipes and laundry techniques with me.

I was at Summer’s place for an evening of “Heroes” and chocolate chip cookies.  While I was there RLO emailed me and asked that I send a picture of the two of us scissoring.

I don’t think the picture I sent him was exactly what he had in mind:

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]]> http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/10/scissor-me-silly/feed/ 11 Voices in my Wine http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/09/gas-x-doesnt-solve-everything/ http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/09/gas-x-doesnt-solve-everything/#comments Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:00:51 +0000 Sarah http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=2631 Voices in my Wine is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

]]> I’m taking an Interpersonal Communications class this semester.  Last night while watching TV I was working on a homework question about noise during a message transfer.  Since this is a straightforward, simple question that I remember learning in junior high school I didn’t take it too seriously.  Obviously:

Give three examples of disruptive noise that you are experiencing at this moment, and a solution for each of them.

1)    Stinky Pug Dog Farts—forcing Gas-X strips onto my dog’s tongue can easily solve this noise interference.

2)    90210—the show I’ve been longing to see for the past ten years is back on air.  Yippee! This noise here is both literal and psychological.  The show playing on my TV while I am working on homework is a literal noise that could easily be shut off, but hell no!  I’m very busy yelling at the TV for not showing me any Tori Spelling cameos.  Can you believe that?  My inner dialogue on the subject is the psychological noise.

3)    The mirror is my closet is also considered noise.  After watching “90210” I needed to check the mirror to make sure I aged better than Brenda Walsh.  Luckily I did, and the noise was easy to minimize by walking away.

I thought about redoing the question, but the two glasses of wine I consumed told me not to.  In fact they told me to have a tubby, put on comfy jammies and go to bed.  I always listen to the voices in my wine, so I did just that.

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