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		<title>Unconventional Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Christmas decorations especially the ones at the AK&#8217;s house. This year Little AK added a naked mermaid. Who doesn&#8217;t love a naked Christmas?  It gets a little chilly, sure, but just turn the heat up and enjoy. Other posts you may enjoy. Or not, whatever. Merry Christmas!I'm Too Sexy for my RashFlat Chest, [...]<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/12/unconventional-christmas/">Unconventional Christmas</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com">Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love Christmas decorations especially the ones at the AK&#8217;s house.  This year Little AK added a naked mermaid.  Who doesn&#8217;t love a naked Christmas?   It gets a little chilly, sure, but just turn the heat up and enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/photo5.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3037" title="Naked Christmas" src="http://www.sarahnielson.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/photo5.jpg" alt="photo5 Unconventional Christmas" width="500" height="666" /></a></p>
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		<title>Reason No. 32,443 I&#8217;m not Ready to Have Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Sunday RLO and I took Little AK to brunch with us.  Her parents were out of town and we naively offered to spend an hour or so with her.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I absolutely love Little AK, but she is a handful. After brunch we tried to take her to a movie, which [...]<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/09/reason-no-32443-im-not-ready-to-have-kids/">Reason No. 32,443 I&#8217;m not Ready to Have Kids</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com">Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On Sunday RLO and I took Little AK to brunch with us.  Her parents were out of town and we naively offered to spend an hour or so with her.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I absolutely love Little AK, but she is a handful.</p>
<p>After brunch we tried to take her to a movie, which she was adamantly against. At that point RLO decided he wasn&#8217;t cut out for pseudo parenting, (which we already <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/05/18/parenting-harder-than-it-looks/">knew</a>) and dropped us off at my apartment so he could go home and nap. He&#8217;s obviously in a heap of trouble and will only be forgive by sneaking in chocolate when we go to see a movie on Wednesday night.</p>
<p>When Little C walked into my apartment the first thing she said was, &#8220;It&#8217;s going to be very hot in here, I think I&#8217;d better take my pants off for this.&#8221;  I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh, since that&#8217;s the <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/sarahbellumsn/sets/72157605432664928/">first thing</a> I do every time I walk in the door, no matter if I have company or not.  It was then that I picked her up and gave her a big hug and kiss.  It&#8217;s the little things kids say that keep you from killing them.  I&#8217;m convinced of it.</p>
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		<title>Kids Know Best</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I went over to Mrs. AK’s house for a much needed BFF night.  It’s been a tough week.  School is kicking my ass, and a comment from a co-worker really got under my skin and pissed me off. Needless to say, I needed my BFFs and a nice glass of wine. Little AK [...]<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/09/kids-know-best/">Kids Know Best</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com">Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night I went over to Mrs. AK’s house for a much needed BFF night.  It’s been a tough week.  School is kicking my ass, and a comment from a co-worker really got under my skin and pissed me off.</p>
<p>Needless to say, I needed my BFFs and a nice glass of wine.</p>
<p>Little AK was ecstatic to see me, and I was just as happy to see her.  I’ve been too busy for BFF night, and man have I missed my second family.</p>
<p>After hugging me for a good five minutes Little AK requested we play in the other room.  “Honey let me have a glass of wine first.  It makes me soooo much more fun to play with.”  She nodded understandably and followed me into the kitchen.</p>
<p>Thirty minutes of bossing RLO around and catching up with Mrs. AK, I turned around to find Little AK pointing her finger at my glass, “Sarah drink your wine right this very second.”  And you know what?  I did just that.  I think it’s important to let kids think that they are in charge on occasion.  So for good measure I drank two.</p>
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		<title>Glitterati</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I went to AK and Mrs. AK&#8217;s house for dinner and Project Runway/Project Keith reruns. Since RLO wasn&#8217;t there to complain I brought Daisy along. How anyone couldn&#8217;t love her is beyond me. It just proves he&#8217;s not as nice as you guys think. Little C was thrilled Daisy was there. She dressed [...]<p><a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/08/glitterati/">Glitterati</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.sarahnielson.com">Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night I went to AK and Mrs. AK&#8217;s house for dinner and Project Runway/Project Keith reruns.  Since RLO wasn&#8217;t there to complain I brought Daisy along.  How anyone couldn&#8217;t love her is beyond me.  It just proves he&#8217;s not as nice as you guys think.  </p>
<p>Little C was thrilled Daisy was there.  She dressed her up in the skirt she wore to see High School Musical and chased her around the kitchen with a handful of glitter.  Daisy looked at me to save her but i ignored that pleading little puppy face.  I wasn&#8217;t about to risk Little C wanting to chase me around the kitchen with glitter.  I love the hell out of that little girl, but even I have my limits.  NO GLITTER without Rlo.</p>
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