Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm » technology http://www.sarahnielson.com Where Sarcasm Comes Standard Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:07:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 That’s What She Said… About the New iPhone 4 http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/06/thats-what-she-said-about-the-new-iphone-4/ http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/06/thats-what-she-said-about-the-new-iphone-4/#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:30:52 +0000 Sarah http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=6382 That’s What She Said… About the New iPhone 4 is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

]]> Remember that huge line at the Apple store for the new iPhones? Remember me bitching about it on Twitter?

Well what you don’t remember is me telling you how I got my sexy new phone. I explain and apologize in this week’s “That’s What She Said.”

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]]> I’m THIS close to punching myself in the face. Why? This and because I know what E3 Expo is.

Help.

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]]> http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/06/thats-what-she-said-about-gaming-fever/feed/ 0 It’s not a dirty word if it’s in the dictionary. Anyone who tells you different is a jerk.. even your mother. http://www.sarahnielson.com/2009/12/its-not-a-dirty-word-if-its-in-the-dictionary-anyone-who-tells-you-different-is-a-jerk-even-your-mother/ http://www.sarahnielson.com/2009/12/its-not-a-dirty-word-if-its-in-the-dictionary-anyone-who-tells-you-different-is-a-jerk-even-your-mother/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:25:07 +0000 Sarah http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=5508 It’s not a dirty word if it’s in the dictionary. Anyone who tells you different is a jerk.. even your mother. is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

]]> I’m offically addicted to the Words with Friends app on iPhone. I spent an entire evening eating peanut butter straight from the jar while playing the game with friends. I had pants on AND used a spoon, so it’s not yet pathetic. Give me time.

At first I wasn’t sure I would like the game. It wouldn’t let me play the word clit, which is completely stupid. Sure it’s slang, but it’s still a real word; I checked both a hard copy and online dictionary.

I was, however, allowed to use profanity, and it was worth a whopping 40 points!

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As soon as I beat Jen in this game, I’m going to write an email to the game developers and school them on female sexual organs. Without a collectors edition of a vagina action figure, it’s easy to understand why they would miss that.

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]]> “Sarah, I have good and bad news about your computer issue.”

“What’s the good news?”

“I was easily able to log into the account you weren’t able to access.”

“So I’m stupid?”

“Well, you see, that’s the bad news.”

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