Remember that huge line at the Apple store for the new iPhones? Remember me bitching about it on Twitter?
Well what you don’t remember is me telling you how I got my sexy new phone. I explain and apologize in this week’s “That’s What She Said.”
I’m THIS close to punching myself in the face. Why? This and because I know what E3 Expo is.
Help.
I’m offically addicted to the Words with Friends app on iPhone. I spent an entire evening eating peanut butter straight from the jar while playing the game with friends. I had pants on AND used a spoon, so it’s not yet pathetic. Give me time.
At first I wasn’t sure I would like the game. It wouldn’t let me play the word clit, which is completely stupid. Sure it’s slang, but it’s still a real word; I checked both a hard copy and online dictionary.
I was, however, allowed to use profanity, and it was worth a whopping 40 points!
As soon as I beat Jen in this game, I’m going to write an email to the game developers and school them on female sexual organs. Without a collectors edition of a vagina action figure, it’s easy to understand why they would miss that.
“Sarah, I have good and bad news about your computer issue.”
“What’s the good news?”
“I was easily able to log into the account you weren’t able to access.”
“So I’m stupid?”
“Well, you see, that’s the bad news.”
And I am one of those suckers.
Yesterday was the Christmas for nerds. My office nerds stayed close to their desks the entire day. Not only because they had to watch every moment of the Apple World Wide Developers Conference, but also because they needed to hide their raging boners under their desks.
I wish I were kidding. My nerds LOVE new Apple products.
I didn’t watch the conference online with them because I don’t live in my mother’s basement and I don’t play Dungeons & Dragons. Though I was interested in the new products released because, really, who isn’t? Luckily I was just able to get the nerd recap.
“Did they talk about the new iPhone?”
“Yes.”
“Does it look any different?”
“No, Sarah, but it has a 3 megapixel camera that can tap to focus. It has video now. And you can even on the phone. Plus voice control and a much better battery life. It’s amazing.”
“Ugg… now I need a new iPhone and it’s not even different!”
Curse you Apple! I am convinced I need a new phone, which I don’t. And it doesn’t even come in pink or with a glitter option. Ridiculous. Every new product should come with the promises of glitter.
