I started going grocery shopping with Marky. For two reasons: 1) He always drives, and 2) I don’t have to talk to people, therefore keeping the name calling to a minimum.
So yesterday when the following conversation took place:
Mark: Wanna go to myer frank at some point today?
Me: I need cottage cheese, so yes.
Mark: Cool. I’ll ping ya when I get out of the movie
I didn’t think twice about it, until I got in the car.
Me: I brought my library books to return since it’s right by the grocery store.
Mark: Ok. Did you want to go to the grocery store too?
Me: I thought we were going to Fred Meyers.
Mark: Um, no I said Myer and Frank, and besides there’s no such thing as Fred Meyer anymore, it’s Smiths now.
Me: Shit. So it didn’t dawn on you I was confused when I said something about cottage cheese.
Mark: No. Cottage cheese is a major part of our lives now.
And he’s right. Since I’m addicted to cottage cheese, I forced my addiction onto him. It’s just easier that way.