“There is something to be said about dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse. Necrophilia is so much more palatable when you look like Heath Ledger.”–The Yuppie
I seriously have the best collection of ex-boyfriends this state has to offer. Now, to keep them all single so we can remain friends always. That’s not too selfish, right?
anyone want to guess which ones are mine and which aren’t?
“music worthy of a good suicide.”
“i don’t want a dead date!”
“there were LOTS of hot girls at the breast cancer thing!”
“i’m gonna have to think of something fancy to shave on my body for that!”
“it’s ok, i plan to see you naked at some point.”
“am i in the right place? i have raw meat.”
“when you’re half as funny as colbert i’ll make you ice cream myself–out of the garage.”
marky: “my nose is alive!”
yours truly: “that’s as gay as i go.”
ben: “i’m either eating willie nelson’s ice cream or making love to him. i can’t tell.”
pmk: “double amputees are exciting!”
i obviously love making fun of things–being an equal-opportunity offender i like to include my friends and family, as seen here:
when i asked marky if he wanted to go to the gym he replied with, “i just got a paint job and can’t sweat.”
“i’ll be extra diligent and not look up any rapist vans this afternoon, so that i’ll have time tomorrow.”–compliments of the yuppie.
when leaving friends after dinner marky said, “i’ll see you online!”
and worth a second mention, from pmk: “my nephews are going to be boys.”
