Believing is the Real Joke
April Fool’s Day is the weirdest day. A day where we are encouraged to lie to one another? Um, no thanks. I already have that in my life.
It’s called dating.
Isn’t that enough of a joke? Apparently not enough for everyone, so the tradition continues. As does my confusion.
Every year I wait for a press conference where someone of authority stands up and announces–with jazz hands–what items of interest were an April Fool’s Day joke all along.
Ahem, Sarah Palin
Harem pants
Decaf coffee
Heidi Montag’s career
Low-fat ice cream
The pursuit of happiness
“American Idol”
MSN Bing
Mazda Miatas
These have to be jokes. I mean who really thinks happiness and Heidi Montag’s career are real. No one is that gullible, right?




