Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm » Families are forever. Shit! http://www.sarahnielson.com Where Sarcasm Comes Standard Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:07:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 That’s What She Said… About Chady-Bear Getting Married http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/03/thats-what-she-said-about-chady-bear-getting-married/ http://www.sarahnielson.com/2011/03/thats-what-she-said-about-chady-bear-getting-married/#comments Fri, 25 Mar 2011 15:00:08 +0000 Sarah http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=7030 That’s What She Said… About Chady-Bear Getting Married is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

]]> This week’s “That’s What She Said” is about a trip to the temple, contraband booze and my baby brother’s wedding.

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]]> In the past I hated spending time with my family during the holidays. I love them, sure, but holidays were made for drinking wine with dinner. Not that silly Mormon cranberry juice and Sprite mix.

That all changed when my brothers had kids. Suddenly sobriety wasn’t the worst thing in the world; not seeing my nieces and nephews for the holidays was. Had I known kids make family time not only tolerable, but also enjoyable I would have got knocked up in high school. I can picture myself with a “Gilmore Girls”-esque lifestyle. I would be an amazing teen mother.

Well maybe not… after all, I did spend the majority of Christmas Eve threatening to feed the kids to Santa’s reindeer.

Carter: “Aunt Sarah, can they kill us?”

Me: “Not kill you, but they will definitely maim you. What are guys going to do if one gets you?”

Kailee: “Pray.”

Hannah: “Scream.”

Carter: “Punch it in the wiener.”

Unto us a future pervert is born.

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]]> This week’s That’s What She Said is about watching people fight in cages. Um, yes, really.

See!
Utah MMA Fights

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]]> Read “That’s What She Said” to hear about my camping adventures.

Every camping trip requires an obligatory gun photo shoot, right?

girls with guns

To see additional pictures go here.

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