Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm » Country Life http://www.sarahnielson.com Where Sarcasm Comes Standard Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:30:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 That’s What She Said… About Country Life in the City http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/01/12/thats-what-she-said-about-country-life-in-the-city/ http://www.sarahnielson.com/2010/01/12/thats-what-she-said-about-country-life-in-the-city/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:58:53 +0000 Sarah http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=5621 That’s What She Said… About Country Life in the City is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

]]> This week’s column for In Utah This Week. PLEASE Don’t tell my mom I’m homesick. Otherwise she’ll make me come home and clean my room, which I’ve successfully avoided since 1994.

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]]> Read “That’s What She Said” online about my trip to the country for the demolition derby. I had grand plans to make a cool video with the footage I took, but then this week kicked my ass. So this is all I had time to do. Do me a favor and pretend you can hear AC/DC, the anthem of the country.

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]]> OK, so I wasn’t actually a derby princess, but I will be. That’s my new life goal. Forget college and the dreams of writing; I want to be a demolition derby princess.

I NEED that tiara and sash.

If only to cover up the unflattering shirt I decided to wear. I probably would have chosen my clothes a little more carefully had I known I was going to be riding around on top of a car. The crowd is just lucky I wore pants.

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I should be easy to spot in this picture since I’m the only girl. I’d say look for the long hair, but the derby is mullet turf.

I had an incredible night and I’d tell you all about it, but I’m saving it for column fodder so I don’t have to leave the house again this weekend. DON’T JUDGE ME! Well you can if you want, but after judging send wine.

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