Last night I logged into my blog email and found the below email. I was reminded that I really do have the best blog readers. Sure, I get the occasional hate mail and comments that leave me gasping for air, but it’s the good stuff that makes blogging worth it.

Thanks to reader Chris for making life just a little brighter. I’m going to drink a glass of wine in your honor. You know the one with a kangaroo on the bottle. Or is it a wallaby? I get that so confused.

Dear Miss Nielson,

I’m writing to you from Australia as I quite literally just stumbled across you on twitter…

Which has now lead me here and I felt it would be a crime to not…

1) Mention that your tweets rock!
2) … actually I have no point 2… which now begs the question… why have I been such a douche bag and written in point form…?

Anyway love the blog so just thought I would drop you a line and tell you that your work is… kinda like a hot tub filled with melted chocolate and naked midgets!

Seriously love it!

Anyway have a beautiful weekend!

Chris

P.S. Your profile photo is criminal!!! (We use the word ‘criminal’ over here in Aus sometimes instead of ‘hot’ and now I have successfully chalked up douche bag comment no.2 for using a douche bag word like ‘criminal’)

P.P.S Please ignore the first P.S.

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Australia is the new black. Not because the country was once a big prison or anything, but because it produces cool people, and good wine. Mmm… wine. is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

Instead of sending me a tiara and sash my friend Brittany called me lazy on Twitter:

She’s seriously a bitch, which is a badge of honor for her, but I still want the damn tiara.

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Suzanne has been designing and sewing clothes for years. When she was designing under her last label Drop Dead she let me play model for a night in one of her fashion shows. That’s how much she loves me. I didn’t fall down the stairs. That’s how much I love her!

Suzanne would do anything for me. And I her. Which made it easy to talk her into sponsoring a giveaway. This is awesome news for y’all!

Two winners will receive shirts from Suzanne’s new clothing line “Sorry Clementine.” She will contact the winners for measurements and favorite colors so she can construct the perfect shirt for you. One of a kind, yo!

You can comment as often as you like. I will close the contest on Friday at noon. Using a randomizer I will choose two winners. Trust me, you soooo want to be one of those winners. I have a few items she has made me over the years and they remain some of my favorites.

Check out her new Sorry Clementine Clothing Etsy Shop to see what kind of clothing she designs. If you’re a SLC local you can visit her booth at Craft Lake City on Saturday, August 8 from 2 p.m -10 p.m. at The Gallivan Center. I will be!

Help Suzanne get the word out about her new line. Retweet this giveaway link (short link: http://bit.ly/irMFR) on Twitter with #sorryclementine after the link. You never know what kind of goodies you’ll get out of it. If you want to follow Suzanne on Twitter go here.

Now get commenting.

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