Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm » BFF night http://www.sarahnielson.com Where Sarcasm Comes Standard Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:07:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Thanksgiving is for Molesting Birds and Swearing in Front of Children http://www.sarahnielson.com/2009/11/thanksgiving-is-for-molesting-birds-and-swearing-in-front-of-children/ http://www.sarahnielson.com/2009/11/thanksgiving-is-for-molesting-birds-and-swearing-in-front-of-children/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:59:56 +0000 Sarah http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=5374 Thanksgiving is for Molesting Birds and Swearing in Front of Children is a post from: Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm. Click here to read comments!

]]> I can’t fit into my jeans, but other than that today was a complete success. I was in charge of the potatoes again, thank God because there’s something freaky about fisting a dead bird. I love eating the stuffing, but not enough to stick my hand up there. No way.

The highlights of the day included AK looking up the bird’s ass, and Mrs. AK’s pornographic cranberries.

It was a damn good day, well maybe not for Arnold the Turkey, but the rest of us sure enjoyed it. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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]]> Little AK may only be five-years-old, but she makes a hell of a bartender.

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**In case you don’t speak kid: Appletini for RLO, wine for Cathy and pink wine for Sarah.

P.S. I don’t drink pink wine!! Ever. I’m a red wine kind of girl, but I didn’t want to correct a five-year-old.

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]]> Walking out to the car last night I looked at the long staircase ahead and asked, “RLO, I’m so tired, will you carry me down the stairs?”  “No, Sarah, but I’ll push you down the stairs.”

And that, Internet, is our relationship dynamic.  Always pushing one another down so we can help one another back up.  That’s the best I can do, because otherwise RLO is just plan mean.

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]]> Last night I went over to Mrs. AK’s house for a much needed BFF night.  It’s been a tough week.  School is kicking my ass, and a comment from a co-worker really got under my skin and pissed me off.

Needless to say, I needed my BFFs and a nice glass of wine.

Little AK was ecstatic to see me, and I was just as happy to see her.  I’ve been too busy for BFF night, and man have I missed my second family.

After hugging me for a good five minutes Little AK requested we play in the other room.  “Honey let me have a glass of wine first.  It makes me soooo much more fun to play with.”  She nodded understandably and followed me into the kitchen.

Thirty minutes of bossing RLO around and catching up with Mrs. AK, I turned around to find Little AK pointing her finger at my glass, “Sarah drink your wine right this very second.”  And you know what?  I did just that.  I think it’s important to let kids think that they are in charge on occasion.  So for good measure I drank two.

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