Why The Oscars Aren’t My Thing
Friend: “What did Colin Firth win an Oscar for last year?”
Me: “For best supporting male in my pants.”
Friend: “OMG, I love you so hard!!!”
Me: “Funny, that’s exactly what I said to him.”
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That sounds like the Oscars are exactly your thing.
gotta make it fall off and regrow ala the lizard