Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm

I must have accidentally worn the Monday set of panties from my days of the week set… there’s no other explanation why today would feel like a dreaded Monday. It’s almost the weekend, and not just any weekend but a loooooong one. Without going into detail, know that today sucked.

And then suddenly it didn’t.

All it took was a 10 word message from FSB(f) to lift my mood.

“I would do anything for you to make you happy.”

Um, why didn’t any of you tell me that having a boyfriend could be so fantastic. If I weren’t so giddy right this now, I would fire every last one of you. Don’t worry, I’ll thank him for you.

This week’s “That’s What She Said” talks about reverting back to my single girl behavior…. and while I’m at it, go ahead and read last week’s column about summer concerts.

This week’s “That’s What She Said” is a guide to help you buy gifts for the men in your life. However, I refuse to be held responsible if your (grand)father takes you out of the will or your boyfriend breaks up with you.

This week’s “That’s What She Said” talks about my trip to Southern Utah with the new boyfriend. You guys, we survive nearly rolling my Jeep AND managed to remain a couple!

You can see more pictures here.

Found in the desert.

I’m allergic to beer so it’s not mine and Fancy Shirt Boy(friend) drinks much trashier beer. Yes, there is such a thing.

Oh, and threatened breakups: 15. Actual breakups: 0. So far, so good!