Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm

I think by now you’re starting to understand the awesome/weird that is my nerds. They make me laugh, and occasionally scream.

You would scream, too, if this is what you found waiting for you every morning:

This week’s “That’s What She Said” column is about my crazy decision to give up everything good in life. In related news, I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR.

Also, I’m hungry.

Also, I’ll probably need to learn to cook so I can eat.

Also, if you have recipes or ideas please share.

Also, that’s all. I just really like the word also.

Last week I caught one of my office nerds trying to imitate Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” dance. It was possibly the best moment of my entire life.

It sparked this conversation between two of my other nerds:

Me: “If you had to choose between being Beyonce or Jesus, who would you rather be?”

Nerd 1: “Hmm… that’s a tough question. They both have pretty good hair, but chicks are really into Jesus.”

Me: “Um, religious chicks are into Jesus. Those are the girls you’ll never score with anyway.”

Nerd 2: “I think I’d go with Beyonce, but I need to check with my wife to see if she’ll still love me. That’s the only thing stopping me right now.”

Nerd 1: “I’m still stuck on the girl part. I really don’t want to be a girl, but it would be so hard to be Jesus and probably not a lot of fun.”

Me: “Dude, I don’t think the atonement was supposed to be fun.”

The conversation went on for probably another 20 minutes. I love that they didn’t, for a second, doubt my question and just played along.

I have the best nerds ever.

Today I’m over at Aiming Low talking about threesomes. Come on over.

This week’s “That’s What She Said” column.

I’ve already started on my chess obsession by making a cheat sheet on the nerd whiteboard.