Someone owes me $17… I just need to decide if it’s the University or Maybelline.
My life is a series of embarrassing moments. Today’s embarrassment is brought to you in part by a tube of lipstick.
Normally I’m not a lipstick person. If you open my purse you’ll find Hello Kitty glitter lip-gloss and my standby Dr Pepper Lip Smacker. Shut up, it tastes good and the color is pretty. Today, however, I wore real lipstick. Not necessarily because I wanted to, but because my DP lip-gloss was missing.
I forgot about my heavily made-up lips and went to school.
As I was leaving the paid parking lot I put the parking slips between my lips. I needed both hands to rummage through my bag for money. I handed the parking slip and a twenty-dollar bill to the middle-aged parking attendant. The guy who flirts with every day, which I blatantly ignore. He looked at the parking slip and spotted what looked like an intentional lipstick kiss.
“Oh Sarah, thank you for the kiss. I wondered when that would finally happen.”
Oh God.
This sucks on so many levels. Now, in an effort to avoid him, I’ll be forced to park in student parking. Which is good, I guess, since I drove off without my change. College educations are so damn expensive.
Hooker. xo
An amusing story, to be sure. On the other hand, why avoid him? If he asks you out and you’re not interested, then simply decline.
Awesome! These things don’t just happen to me:)….just tell him to keep wondering ’cause its never gonna happen!
You know, this could be one of the funny stories the two of you end up telling your kids years from now…
I bet he saves that ticket!
I never wear lip gloss or lipstick — especially since MAC discontinued my favorite color… now I just look dead.