Thanksgiving is for Molesting Birds and Swearing in Front of Children
I can’t fit into my jeans, but other than that today was a complete success. I was in charge of the potatoes again, thank God because there’s something freaky about fisting a dead bird. I love eating the stuffing, but not enough to stick my hand up there. No way.
The highlights of the day included AK looking up the bird’s ass, and Mrs. AK’s pornographic cranberries.
It was a damn good day, well maybe not for Arnold the Turkey, but the rest of us sure enjoyed it. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Note to Sarah’s mom – Your daughter makes the best Mashed Potatoes! She explained they are not this lumpy in Millard County, but they were very delicious nonetheless.
Mmm, I like Mashed Potatoes!