http://www.sarahnielson.com/2009/11/11/my-brother-is-so-tolerant-of-crazy-that-im-considering-keeping-him/ Where Sarcasm Comes Standard Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:29:20 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.sarahnielson.com/2009/11/11/my-brother-is-so-tolerant-of-crazy-that-im-considering-keeping-him/comment-page-1/#comment-15648 Lela Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:29:51 +0000 http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=5292#comment-15648 Hell, forget the dog door, I had a raccoon coming through a CAT door for months. I would find the water splashed out of the toilet and the cat food all eaten, a little messy, and couldn't figure out what had possessed my cat. Then, walking out to get a snack in the middle of the night, I found my cat in a stare down with the raccoon in the dining room. After that, I started sealing off the cat door at night. It was the kind that fit into a screen in front of a sliding glass door, so all I had to do was close the sliding door. But I forgot to lock it. The raccoon OPENED THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR WITH ITS PAWS. And went and hung out in the cat tree for a while. I could tell, because there was a big raccoon pawprint up at the top of the glass above the cat tree. From the inside. Hell, forget the dog door, I had a raccoon coming through a CAT door for months. I would find the water splashed out of the toilet and the cat food all eaten, a little messy, and couldn’t figure out what had possessed my cat. Then, walking out to get a snack in the middle of the night, I found my cat in a stare down with the raccoon in the dining room. After that, I started sealing off the cat door at night. It was the kind that fit into a screen in front of a sliding glass door, so all I had to do was close the sliding door. But I forgot to lock it. The raccoon OPENED THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR WITH ITS PAWS. And went and hung out in the cat tree for a while. I could tell, because there was a big raccoon pawprint up at the top of the glass above the cat tree. From the inside.

]]> http://www.sarahnielson.com/2009/11/11/my-brother-is-so-tolerant-of-crazy-that-im-considering-keeping-him/comment-page-1/#comment-15646 Doni Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:03:34 +0000 http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=5292#comment-15646 Having been awakened one morning by a raccoon coming through the dog door and seeing it with my own eyes standing in the middle of the kitchen...yes it happens and yes it's scary as shit! Having been awakened one morning by a raccoon coming through the dog door and seeing it with my own eyes standing in the middle of the kitchen…yes it happens and yes it’s scary as shit!

]]> http://www.sarahnielson.com/2009/11/11/my-brother-is-so-tolerant-of-crazy-that-im-considering-keeping-him/comment-page-1/#comment-15641 Pooba Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:06 +0000 http://www.sarahnielson.com/?p=5292#comment-15641 Oh my god. Oh my god.

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