Guest post by Daisy the Pug, because contrary to popular belief doggy blogging is way better than mommy blogging.

Blogged under Daisy the Pug on Monday 5 October 2009 at 8:30 am

I’ve always known I’m pretty. Unlike other pugs I’ve never struggled with self-esteem issues. I’m beautiful inside and out. Despite what Sarah says, even my farts are lovely. They smell like unicorn and pink glitter. And sometimes rainbows… that sorta depends on what I had for dinner.

I am pug goddess; hear me roar!

I live a pretty sweet life. I get to nap a lot and occasionally bark at the new mail lady. I think Sarah is incredibly jealous, because last week she yelled at me to get off the fucking couch and get a job. Rather than poop in her closet, I went out and landed a modeling job. That’ll show her.

Wait, I’m not sure what it will show her. I mean that’s what she wanted, but still she’s dead to me until she apologizes and feeds me treats.

Anyway.

Behold my first modeling job:

October Harmons Keeping it Fresh

This is an ad for Harmons grocery store. If you shop there (and you should because Sarah’s friend Danielle works there) pick up a copy of the October ‘Keepin’ it Fresh’ to either frame, or display on the refrigerator.

Don’t worry my sweet, little lambs I’ll still remember the little people when I land the cover of Doggy Vogue. I’m a sweet bitch like that.

Every time you share me I won't punch a kitten!
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  1. Comment 1by Piper the Cat — October 5, 2009 @ 8:34 am

    Guest commenter, Piper the Cat.

    For a dog, you rock, in that you probably can’t catch me because you only have one eye kind of way.

    Oh, and farts rock!

  2. Comment 2by john a — October 5, 2009 @ 8:41 am

    not a dog person as a rule, however der pug reminds me of my dear departed mac, a silkie terrier with three legs! he was my best friend for nine years and it isnt easy bein my freind! so long may your pug bark and fart and dump in any closet or in your man shed out in the garage where the brits look for laruies! hee haw!

  3. Comment 3by Notesfromthegrove — October 5, 2009 @ 12:30 pm

    If my friend, Michelle read this, she’d steal Daisy. Michelle LOVES unicorns and pink glitter!

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  5. Comment 5by Loralee — October 5, 2009 @ 9:53 pm

    Dear Daisy,

    I LOVE YOU!

    We need to get your human pug soulmate together!!!!

    xoxoxo

    Your mama’s awesome friend up north that is pretty much the president of your fan club. :)

  6. Comment 6by Anonymous — October 5, 2009 @ 10:28 pm

    Luv u daisy ur to cute

  7. Comment 7by Tom — October 6, 2009 @ 4:11 am

    Sarah Bellum…
    where is your cerebellum?

  8. Comment 8by Roy13 — October 22, 2009 @ 6:59 am

    He had been chosen by the Father to be the sacrificial lamb — to atone for the sins of mankind. ,

  9. Comment 9by Sad76 — October 22, 2009 @ 10:38 am

    Too many people acquired goods beyond their capacity to pay, out of larceny or clueless-ness. ,

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