I’m a Slave to the Kibble

Blogged under Daisy the Pug on Monday 22 June 2009 at 9:00 am

I adore my dog, but her high pitched barking drives me stark raving mad. I do whatever it takes to avoid that bark. She knows this and usually gets whatever she needs by piercing my eardrums until I do what she wants.

I’m a damn human robot. I hate it, but I hate the bark more.

She has a new treat stick that she rolls around the house like a kibble vending machine until it’s empty. Then she runs around my apartment barking until I refill the thing.

The first time is sorta cute, but after three days of this routine I’m ready to take my bloody eardrums back to work for some peace and quiet.

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  1. Comment 1by Misty Fowler — June 22, 2009 @ 9:25 am

    Have you seen the sonic bark collars? They aren’t a shock collar. They make a high pitched noise that you can’t really hear, but it startles the dog and it makes them stop. I hear they work really well on smaller dogs.

    http://www.petco.com/Shop/Product.aspx?familyid=8924&Ntt=sonic%20bark%20collar&OneResultRedirect=1

  2. Comment 2by Libby — June 22, 2009 @ 9:38 am

    I love how she smiles at the end because she knows she is about to get her way…

  3. Comment 3by Rebecca — June 22, 2009 @ 10:39 am

    Pugs are amazingly stubborn little animals, aren’t they. It’s a good thing they’re cute.

  4. Comment 4by Yellow Trash Diaries — June 22, 2009 @ 10:59 am

    Strangely, this is exactly how my children sound when they want something.

  5. Comment 5by Summer — June 22, 2009 @ 11:30 am

    At least she is clear on what she wants. My cat will start bitching and for the life of me I have no idea what she wants or how to shut her up!

  6. Comment 6by Pooba — June 22, 2009 @ 11:32 am

    Cute pic up there in the corner of you and your lil bro!

    All growed up!

    Barking sucks. So do annoying neighbors who complain about it.

  7. Comment 7by brittany — June 22, 2009 @ 11:35 am

    I confused as to why you haven’t taught her any pug sign language. I find it’s helpful and keeps thebarking to a minumum. Henry will scratch the fridge if he’s hungry, straighten his tail when he’s scared, and shit on my bed when he has to go out. We are obviously still working on the last one.

  8. Comment 8by Bonnie B. — June 22, 2009 @ 11:13 pm

    Holy crap, that thing looks like a dildo!! Or is it just me??

  9. Comment 9by DMo — July 7, 2009 @ 10:22 pm

    That’s pretty much awesome.

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