Pink Scooters are the New Black
It’s hard to be anonymous when you ride a pink scooter.
I get text messages from friends all the time asking how long I’ll be at such and such location. Locations I didn’t mention I’d be at, but that damn pink scooter is easy to spot.
I’m so used to being the only pink scooter that today when I left school I walked to the parking lot and hopped on the wrong pink scooter. I didn’t even notice right way. It looked and felt the same as mine. The only identifier was my key wouldn’t start the ignition. I looked around and quickly realized my mistake when I spotted MY PINK SCOOTER across the parking lot.
Great.. just what I need: one more detail to pay attention to.
However the good news is that people won’t always assume it’s me parked outside the pub—even though it usually is.
Oh, I bet you’re in for it now! You’ll get in trouble for being places you never were! Hahaha!
Now I’m storing my friend’s pink scooter in my garage while she’s away…
…maybe I should park it outside Northern Xposure instead.
I saw another pink scooter the other day and thought it might be you until I noticed the rider had short black hair.
@Sra…..that was her evil twin. Oh, wait. She’s the evil twin. The one you saw was the nice twin.