Woes of the One-Eyed

Blogged under Daisy the Pug on Friday 6 March 2009 at 10:30 am

A friend gave me a pug desk calendar for Christmas. And while I appreciate the gift, I found it extremely inaccurate.

The calendar is mocking me!

Daily I’m subjected to glossy photos of two-eyed pugs. It’s like hey I know you love pugs, so why don’t you look at all these cute FULLY FUNCTIONAL pugs. I wasn’t about to sit idly by and take the abuse, so I found a black Sharpie and turned it into a lovely one-eyed pug calendar. I like it much better now. Don’t you?

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15 Comments »

  1. Comment 1by sandi — March 6, 2009 @ 10:42 am

    The best things in life only have one eye. Has it been awhile since you got laid by the one eyed wonder worm? BEST THING EVER!

  2. Comment 2by Sra — March 6, 2009 @ 10:54 am

    Let’s not put the penis on a pedestal, ladies.

  3. Comment 3by susanmercedes — March 6, 2009 @ 11:03 am

    That is fucking funny! Please pass the Sharpie. I’m going to start adding curves to models in magazines so they look more like me. At least I’ll give them all a nice rack. :)

  4. Comment 4by Audrey — March 6, 2009 @ 11:11 am

    The eye patch is definitely a step up in the fashion world of pugs. Multiple eyes are so passe.

  5. Comment 5by Summer — March 6, 2009 @ 11:13 am

    You make Daisy proud!

  6. Comment 6by Bonnie B. — March 6, 2009 @ 11:55 am

    How can you call that inconsiderate person a “friend” if they gave you a defective calendar???

  7. Comment 7by Kate — March 6, 2009 @ 1:04 pm

    Too cute!

    I think you should send those into the Pug Calendar Company and tell them to get it right.

    You could be rich!!

  8. Comment 8by BedsideTalesMan — March 6, 2009 @ 2:35 pm

    Nice work!!!

  9. Comment 9by RhianRae — March 6, 2009 @ 3:05 pm

    Pug Pirates are so much better than Pugs with two eyes anyway. I think you’re on to something here…
    Thanks for making me laugh!

  10. Comment 10by brittany — March 7, 2009 @ 6:32 am

    Genius! I think this should be your next venture, spreadng the word about the disbaled.

  11. Comment 11by theb0y — March 7, 2009 @ 7:49 am

    Now we know why you’re always saying you’re behind on homework. You’re too busy making pirate pug calendar pages.

  12. Comment 12by Lenette — March 7, 2009 @ 8:25 am

    Rhianna, Put down the Sharpie and walk away slowly.

  13. Comment 13by hippo brigade — March 7, 2009 @ 9:31 am

    I have a fully functioning pug, and let me tell you sister, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

  14. Comment 14by ShellyD — March 7, 2009 @ 2:08 pm

    My Boston only has one eye. Perhaps I shall start doing that on the next calendar I get.

  15. Comment 15by Shanna — March 8, 2009 @ 6:51 pm

    You should make some of these to sell- I could see it being a hot item!

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