Reason No. 233,832,126 Why I’m Single

Blogged under Blogging is for suckers... oh wait.,Dating sucks balls. Sometimes literally. on Tuesday 31 March 2009 at 8:30 am

If you’re single it’s entirely possible you’ve had a defining moment where you realize why you’re single. I have them often. Including last night when I realized that wearing winter appropriate shoes really shouldn’t include wearing Hello Kitty fuzzy, pink socks.

dsc08279 Reason No. 233,832,126 Why Im Single

I’m embarrassed to know me, so I imagine most men would feel the same way. And if that doesn’t scare away any potential suitors I imagine the fact that I’m discussing my ticking biological clock online will.

Every time you share me I won't punch a kitten!
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15 Comments »

  1. Comment 1by ryan — March 31, 2009 @ 8:33 am

    Whatever. I think the socks are secksi.

  2. Comment 2by Molly — March 31, 2009 @ 8:42 am

    dude. the socks are hawt. I’m single too. lets go trolling for men in those socks.

  3. Comment 3by Libby — March 31, 2009 @ 8:42 am

    The only thing that would look better are those socks — worn with Crocs.

  4. Comment 4by rockandcookies — March 31, 2009 @ 8:45 am

    “Most” men yes. One day you’ll run into a guy who wears fuzzy boy socks and you’ll be all like “No way, me too!” about silly socks and a hundred milion other things.

  5. Comment 5by Summer — March 31, 2009 @ 9:05 am

    If being single forever means I get to wear cute fuzzy hello kitty socks, count me in! Seriously, where did you get those?

  6. Comment 6by Sra — March 31, 2009 @ 10:02 am

    Back in 11th grade, I had this phase where I purposely wore mismatched socks, frequently of the soccer variety. That is what made my 11th grade boyfriend talk to me. He turned out to be a dick, but that’s completely irrelevant.

  7. Comment 7by Cori — March 31, 2009 @ 10:47 am

    psssshhh. If nothing else, those socks look warm. And pink. And fuzzy. And when we’re looking at snow in April, arn’t those the most important things?

  8. Comment 8by Brian — March 31, 2009 @ 1:29 pm

    I’m a guy and I think it’s endearing. If I weren’t gay I’d date you fuzzy socks and all.

  9. Comment 9by Pooba — March 31, 2009 @ 3:29 pm

    Geez! What were reasons 1 through 233,832,125?

    And I want your socks.

  10. Comment 10by TexasRed — March 31, 2009 @ 3:40 pm

    These look like fun. If you weren’t wearing them on a date or to a fancy party, who cares?

  11. Comment 11by Lozza — March 31, 2009 @ 4:05 pm

    *Sighs* i know exactly how you feel and its just not fair!

    Im sure there is some guy out there who u will meet one day who will find all the ‘weird’ things cute rather than odd ;)

    Dont give up hope =oD

  12. Comment 12by Jessica — March 31, 2009 @ 4:49 pm

    I’d do you in those socks! They are adorable! And any man that just doesn’t understand the sheer awesome-ness of Miss Kitty gets a giant FAIL anyway!

  13. Comment 13by Andi — March 31, 2009 @ 5:57 pm

    It’s not the socks that are the issue, it’s when you start wearing granny panties because they don’t give you wedgies like the others do. THAT’s when you know you’re undateable.

  14. Comment 14by Natalie — March 31, 2009 @ 9:13 pm

    dude my debit card is hello kitty. and that’s only because they were out of spice girls.

  15. Comment 15by Erin — March 31, 2009 @ 10:09 pm

    You can borrow my Sorels if you want. But only from May to October.

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