That’s What She Said

Blogged under In Utah This Week,That's What She Said on Thursday 29 January 2009 at 9:36 am

This week’s “That’s What She Said” for In Utah This Week.

If you end up craving Chinese food after reading I’ll totally take the blame for that. Sometimes a girl just has to rant about something silly like cookies.

Every time you share me I won't punch a kitten!
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  1. Comment 1by Kiley — January 29, 2009 @ 9:46 am

    I couldn’t agree more. I will happily join your new fortune revolution.

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  3. Comment 3by Cat — January 29, 2009 @ 10:39 am

    I haven’t even eaten any Chinese food yet today, and I’m already hungry again.

    Thanks a lot.

    “Your comments will be lame today.”

  4. Comment 4by dan — January 29, 2009 @ 11:10 am

    I did not just search for these they are in my bookmarks. I ran across these looking for Adult fortune cookies to use as a practical joke at Christmas.

    Misfortune cookies:

    I realize this one is requiring a lot of work but.
    http://www.csicop.org/superstition/cookies/

    Custom, Show up at the restaurant with the whole cookie:

    http://www.e-fortunecookie.com/Details.cfm?ProdID=29&category=12&gclid=CKeOmaSutJgCFShRagodC3soVA

    The adult Fortune cookie:
    http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/x-rated-fortune-cookies-3

  5. Comment 5by Jenn Bo — January 29, 2009 @ 11:31 am

    I haven’t lived in Utah for about 15 years, but when I read “Charlie Chow” my mouth salivated and my mind said “mmmm, Charlie Chow, Firecracker Shrimp, mmmm.” I have to figure out how to get that place in my next annual visit!

  6. Comment 6by Jenn Bo — January 29, 2009 @ 11:40 am

    Correction. 12.5 years. I feel younger now, thankyouverymuch!

  7. Comment 7by Summer — January 29, 2009 @ 11:42 am

    I think just about any of those fortunes could double for me as well.

  8. Comment 8by Sra — January 29, 2009 @ 11:55 am

    I have a fortune on my fridge that reads, “You area a happy man.” How presumptive! ;)

    So, what you gotta do is find someone who is at least as negative and complainy as you are, and then you are in the clear. That’s what I did!

  9. Comment 9by TechieChic — January 29, 2009 @ 12:09 pm

    “Eternal Life for the win”?? You’ve definitely been hanging around the nerds too much :)

  10. Comment 10by Frank — January 29, 2009 @ 12:25 pm

    My fortune read: “An admire is concealing his affection for you.” After the table of co-workers stopped laughing, I loudly stated, “And may he keep on concealing it! Highly flattered, just not interested.”

  11. Comment 11by Michelle — January 29, 2009 @ 4:31 pm

    All-time favourite fortune…

    “The fortune you seek is in another cookie!”

  12. Comment 12by Frank — January 29, 2009 @ 4:52 pm

    Sarah- With fortunes and horoscopes you have to read between the lines. “You will make a fortune with your friend… In Bed.” Translation: You are going to make a porno!!!

  13. Comment 13by Andi — January 29, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

    I always thought you were supposed to add “in bed” to the end of every fortune, in which case, your original fortune sounds about right.

    “You will make a fortune with your
    friend… in BED!!”

    For the win, indeed ;-)

  14. Comment 14by mikey — January 29, 2009 @ 6:52 pm

    Just sit back and enjoy the ride. I’ve heard it said that ‘ Destiny is a fickle bitch.’

  15. Comment 15by Becky — January 30, 2009 @ 7:58 am

    Did you read my blog post about getting FOUR fortunes in one cookie?!?! How messed up was that?

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