That’s What She Said
This week’s “That’s What She Said” for In Utah This Week.
If you end up craving Chinese food after reading I’ll totally take the blame for that. Sometimes a girl just has to rant about something silly like cookies.
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I couldn’t agree more. I will happily join your new fortune revolution.
[...] I read an article today about Fortune Cookies from a local magazine. Thank you to the author Sarah for sparking the following [...]
I haven’t even eaten any Chinese food yet today, and I’m already hungry again.
Thanks a lot.
“Your comments will be lame today.”
I did not just search for these they are in my bookmarks. I ran across these looking for Adult fortune cookies to use as a practical joke at Christmas.
Misfortune cookies:
I realize this one is requiring a lot of work but.
http://www.csicop.org/superstition/cookies/
Custom, Show up at the restaurant with the whole cookie:
http://www.e-fortunecookie.com/Details.cfm?ProdID=29&category=12&gclid=CKeOmaSutJgCFShRagodC3soVA
The adult Fortune cookie:
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/x-rated-fortune-cookies-3
I haven’t lived in Utah for about 15 years, but when I read “Charlie Chow” my mouth salivated and my mind said “mmmm, Charlie Chow, Firecracker Shrimp, mmmm.” I have to figure out how to get that place in my next annual visit!
Correction. 12.5 years. I feel younger now, thankyouverymuch!
I think just about any of those fortunes could double for me as well.
I have a fortune on my fridge that reads, “You area a happy man.” How presumptive!
So, what you gotta do is find someone who is at least as negative and complainy as you are, and then you are in the clear. That’s what I did!
“Eternal Life for the win”?? You’ve definitely been hanging around the nerds too much
My fortune read: “An admire is concealing his affection for you.” After the table of co-workers stopped laughing, I loudly stated, “And may he keep on concealing it! Highly flattered, just not interested.”
All-time favourite fortune…
“The fortune you seek is in another cookie!”
Sarah- With fortunes and horoscopes you have to read between the lines. “You will make a fortune with your friend… In Bed.” Translation: You are going to make a porno!!!
I always thought you were supposed to add “in bed” to the end of every fortune, in which case, your original fortune sounds about right.
“You will make a fortune with your
friend… in BED!!”
For the win, indeed
Just sit back and enjoy the ride. I’ve heard it said that ‘ Destiny is a fickle bitch.’
Did you read my blog post about getting FOUR fortunes in one cookie?!?! How messed up was that?