REPENT!
My baby brother, Chady-bear, is currently serving an LDS mission in Japan. When he decided to go on a mission my first thought was that he would try and force Mormonism onto me. My second thought was who the hell would wash and vacuum my car once he left?
My car is filthy, and luckily so is my soul. I haven’t received any preachy letters with scripture quotes and guilt trips. Instead he tells me stories about his experiences in Japan, which I find far more interesting than gospel stories.
He’s due home this summer. And just when I started getting excited to have my baby brother back he had to go and do the unthinkable. His last letter had a religious themed message to it, well not so much the letter as the enclosed picture.
In this case, a pictures really isn’t worth a thousand words–just one word, and a bossy one at that:
When he gets home I’m going to have to sit him down to discuss his poor choice of facial hair, just as soon as my car is clean.
Thank you, now I know what my baby brother is good for (aside, of course, from narrating flatulence).
Your brother is confused. You are an angel and having nothing to repent for.
Nice. For some reason I’m getting a Starsky and Hutch vibe from that photo.
Your soul may not grade A Mormon, but it still shines a light. Reading your rants and obessions are a high point in my day. So, don’t go changing.
He looks like Ben in the samurai hairstyle