No More Pants

Blogged under Uncategorized on Friday 2 January 2009 at 12:13 pm

Since I gave up cheese fries there’s just not as much incentive to live, let alone leave the house.  Yesterday was a stay at home day. Not because I wanted to, but because leaving the house just seemed like too much work.

Later in the evening Daisy dog started getting really stir crazy. I unhappily put jeans on, put Daisy in the car and left the house for a whole 45 minutes to run some errands.  I checked the mail for the first time in days and found a surprise waiting for me. This shirt:

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It couldn’t have been any more appropriate!  I, of course, took it as a sign to forget my other errands and went straight home to take my pants off.

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11 Comments »

  1. Comment 1by Eric — January 2, 2009 @ 12:26 pm

    A happy ending to that story would have included you a tearful reuniting with Cheese Fries.

    I think I’m going to go have cheese fries right now.

  2. Comment 2by SparklieSunShine — January 2, 2009 @ 12:27 pm

    I need this shirt!

  3. Comment 3by kel — January 2, 2009 @ 1:09 pm

    I have some underwear that would go perfect with that shirt…

  4. Comment 4by Suebob — January 2, 2009 @ 1:24 pm

    Pants are entirely overrated.

  5. Comment 5by Cat — January 2, 2009 @ 1:43 pm

    Who sent you that shirt, and how do I reach them? I must befriend the one who sends people shirts unbidden. Unless you ordered it online, in which case, marry me?

  6. Comment 6by Sra — January 2, 2009 @ 1:53 pm

    I like wearing sweatpants. I just can handle the sensation of pantslessness — it’s too much for me! I just got some “velour” sweatpants, which usually I mock relentlessly on other people, because they look like they are trying to be dressy sweatpants. But they are mighty comfortable, I must say. They aren’t really made of velour, though. Fucking liars.

  7. Comment 7by Elaina — January 2, 2009 @ 3:50 pm

    Since you don’t like wearing pants, you might want to check out “No Pants 2K8″ http://improveverywhere.com/2008/01/16/no-pants-2k8/

    If you are in NY soon, you can participate in this year’s No Pants 2009! Just thought you might like…

  8. Comment 8by Dave — January 2, 2009 @ 4:57 pm

    Funny you mention that – the No-Pants TRAX Ride is coming up next Saturday (the 10th). You should join us – or at least take pictures and make fun of people doing it.

  9. Comment 9by mikey — January 2, 2009 @ 6:07 pm

    No pants! Well, that just makes me pant, dog that I am.

  10. Comment 10by Kate — January 2, 2009 @ 6:45 pm

    You did the right thing.

  11. Comment 11by Becky — January 4, 2009 @ 7:52 am

    That’s my girl!

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