I’m positive that positivity can blow me.
I know I said I wasn’t going to make any New Year resolutions, but it just sort of happened. I blame that bottle of Two-Buck-Chuck. I made two, and immediately shared them with RLO.
“I decided to make two New Year resolutions: 1) be nicer to you, and 2) to be more positive.”
“Wow, Sarah, your resolutions aligned perfectly with my New Year wishes.”
After hearing that, I really wish I’d have made the resolution to punch RLO in the face every single day. And I would have, but I really like having pretty friends. I’m shallow like that.
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Dude, you are supposed to make MEASURABLE, and most importantly, ATTAINABLE goals.
I say you just be more positive that you won’t be nice to RLO in 2009. And upgrade your wine, for the love of god.
Poor , neglected RLO….
shallow, maybe. gleefully unrepentant…hell yeah! that’s hot.
I am positive that I will bring you another case of (now) 3-Buck-Chuck sometime this year.
Maybe just punch RLO in the face while saying nice things? Best of both worlds.
Just smile when you punch her.
Yes, two-buck chuck is an evil evil monkey.