RLO Hearts Bones
I’ve been incredibly stressed out trying to figure out how I’m going to manage both school and work this semester. When I get stressed out I withdraw, cancel plans and stay home.
RLO must be in tune to the inner working of Sarah because he planned an entire day of activities yesterday. He picked me up in the morning and kept me busy until 8:00 pm. We ate good food, saw a good movie and went to see Body Worlds 3 one last time before the exhibit closes.
The lines were pretty long to get in, but we kept busy. Much like at a concert, there was a phone number you could text message and the messages would display on the wall, complete with a dancing skeleton. And because I’m a 15-year-old at heart I text messaged it for at least twenty minutes.
I wanted to text “RLO hearts boners” but I’m trying to be nicer to RLO, AND he threatened to kill me and sell me to the museum for display if I did.
In spite of the occasional death threat, he’s such amazing friend to me, which is why I’m planning on having him all to myself. The first step is to get rid of his friend Sugar. I planned to hire a hit man, but it’s too expensive and would put a strain on my textbook budget. I thought I could sell her into white slavery, but that seems like a lot of work. The only option left is to find her a suitable boyfriend that will keep her busy enough that she won’t have time for RLO.
She really is a lovely girl if you can get past the fact that she’s trying to ruin my life. Sooooo, if there’s any handsome men out there who want a date let me know. I’ll throw in a free blender.
Actually if there’s a handsome man he’s mine, but if there’s a sort of homely looking man who lives with his mother, Sugar is all yours.
Oh, and I’m serious about the blender.
I have been going to all the wrong concerts, clearly, because I’ve never seen dancing bones anywhere!
I start class today, too. I’m ascairt. Good luck!
Sugar is evil. Good luck with school.
Holy jesus on a jumping bean! you have a nemesis.
I feel your pain! Yesterday I was a little bit of a stress case too. So glad you had RLO to keep you distracted. Good luck up at the U this year!
I am glad RLO takes care of you; clearly, you are better than Sugar. Good luck at school—you’re gonna be great! Take care.
Did someone say “homely looking”?
I heard wine helps your study AND work habits…
RLO, RLO, RolloverLaughing more like it, like the endless waves of bony bags that occupy this world of mine; yet, dancing skeletal apparitions hark the return of osteoporosis. Perhaps my typing appendages will not suffer the same paralysis of my predecessors. Though, treasured I some global consciousness, unlike my compatriots whom lost the ire of the quickening pursuit, I shall not misquicken my pursuit (or perhaps archival observance deems more rightly so)like my uncanny cohorts.
RLO should just come to the other side already so you can lay him. And by “the other side”, I mean the No-Mo side, not the Gay side.
A blender you say!? hrmm
exactly what kind of blender are you talking about here? i might be willing to loan out my husband for one of those Vita-Mix super 5200 blender deluxe packages. i could use one of those!
I would go to that museum just for that cool skeleton.
Now who’s 15?