An Anniversary to Remember
This weekend my parents celebrated their 34th wedding anniversary. I remembered while I was having drinks at the pub, so instead of calling and slurring my words I text messaged my mom.
“Happy anniversary! Thanks for getting married and having all the crazy sex it took to make me!”
My mom has a great sense of humor so I knew she’s shake her head after reading it, but secretly find it funny. Expect there was a slight problem. My mom and dad’s names both start with the letters KA and of course they share the same last name.
In my haste to send the message I inadvertently sent it to my dad, which would be OK if he had a sense of humor. He does not.
I’m really hoping my dad’s phone doesn’t have text messaging, but I’m too scared to call home and find out. My plan is to avoid my family for the next 34 years. It’s safer that way.
He’s a farmer like my dad, so he probably doesn’t trust text messaging and will never open it. Or you’re screwed for life!
The ironic thing is that he’s probably the one of your parents most freaky in the bedroom.
How embarassing
ha ha ha ha!!! Soooooo something I would do.
Wow. Honey I’m sorry. That’s about all I can say.
Sweet baby jesus!
woops, your right, 34 years away would do some good.
Damn.
Oh wow… This could go either way! Kel might be right about him being sort of scared of texts, or he could be like my dad whose license plate frame on his truck says “She Thinks my Tractor’s Sexy” but gave me a tutorial when I was intimidated by the “Smart phone” I got at work.
You should go ahead and send it to your mom, too (or again) with the note that you may have sent it to your dad by mistake. She’ll get a chuckle out of both!
And I’ll bet she shares!