Havings Babies with the Band
When I was telling RLO my crush had taken me to the Grace Potter concert Saturday night he wasn’t as impressed as he should have been.
Probably because that he had no idea who she was. It could also have been that I may have mentioned that because I wanted to have babies with her hot guitarist I was going to need to borrow his brother for sex.
This request is perfectly logical. RLO’s brother looks exactly like Richie Tenenbaum. The hot guitarist also looks like Richie Tenenbaum so it makes perfect sense that I have babies with RLO’s brother, rather than the guitarist who is on the road too much.
As usual, RLO ignored most of what I said and asked me to play a song for him. I played “Ah Mary” and quoted the first part of the song to him:
She’s skilled at the art of deception and she knows it
She’s got dirty money that she plays with all the time
She waters the garden but maybe she just likes the hoses
She puts herself just a notch above human kind
Ater listening he said, “So do you like her because she’s a good musician, or because she reads your diary?”
RLO is such a bitch, which explains why I absolutely adore him.
OMG! I totally have a girl-crush on Grace Potter! Don’t they put on an amazing show??? I’m bummed I couldn’t go…
Your RSS preview cuts off at “I wanted to have babies with her hot–” So of course I had to click over, but then you said “guitarist”, and it wasn’t as exciting anymore. Not that there’s anything wrong with hot guitarists, mind.
So, in essence, if she read your diary… that means YOU wrote the song and therefore should get all of the credit!!!
More pictures of said hot guitarist
http://www.thisissomewhere.com/
Please though, he has a name, Scott “Tornado” Tournet
Richie Tenenbaum–pre or post meltdown? Who am I kidding, he looks hot either way! I think you should definitely pursue this crush, even though RLO is your soulmate. Hah!
haha scott “tornado” tournet, love it =o)
Can you clone RLO and send a copy to me C.O.D. please? I am so growing tired of the one I have.