Google is my Boyfriend
Google, thanks for making me look edgy. Or like a giant pervert.

Thanks to the reader who pointed out my name in Google search, which may or may not have been a family member. Eek.
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How honored am I, to see my lowly guest post as the fifth apple of Google’s eye! Oh! To accompany such classic literature as “Relationships are a Motherfucker” and “A Side of Nipple, Please”! Dreams of such an occurrence have resided in my mind for decades, since I was a wee Janglet crawling nude on a bear-skin rug, crying for the love of a Nielson I had not yet met. Google, I thank thee
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Awesome.
If there was mention of RLO it might be a fair representation.
I also didn’t see anything about math or wine. Google doesn’t know you as well as they think they do.
You’ve posted about your vibrator before–you don’t need to LOOK edgy, you’re a rock star!
You’re my here. I can only hope that, one day, my name will be associated in Google with the word “nipple”.
Hero is what I was going for there
Wow. You are in the big leagues now!
ha ha ha! What Andi said!
Lord have mercy. I’m thinking you not only look edgy put everyone will link to you. Especially the perverts.