Birthday Lunch
I had lunch with my mom today to celebrate my birthday tomorrow. Because I came out of her she gets dibs on all birthday celebrations. I can live with that.
This is how I expected the conversation to go:
“Honey you’re the most amazing, perfect, beautiful daughter in the entire world. I’m so incredibly lucky to have you. It’s the reason I believe in God. I asked for the most lovely daughter in heaven and ended up with you. That said, what do you want for your birthday?”
“I want you to vote for Obama on Tuesday.”
“I will happily vote for Obama. It’s the least I could do for your birthday my dear.”
This is how it really went:
“Happy birthday tomorrow! If we lived closer I’d do your laundry.”
It’s not vote for a better presidency, but clean clothes certainly have a place in history too.
Typical mothers. Hehe
Happy birthday!! I hope you have a great day =o)
Happy 33!!!
so i’m only he second to officially say so. .. 5 more minutos!
The earth groans deeply with birthday pleasures in your name, dearest of Sarahs. May you live through thousands of presidencies in dirty laundry, the mold on your britches masked only by the fragrant perfume of a Utopian society
Many loves, as always, do I scatter in your direction.
I’m curious what your reasons are for voting for Obama. (This is a serious question)
Happy birthday to a funny and still hot lady (I have 5 months left of being 31)
Sometimes it’s the little things.
Happy Birthday!!! For your birthday I’ll vote for Obama!
Happy Birthday!
Go mom!!!
Take the clean clothes and let’s all let go of this foolish notion that there is any real difference between politicians. They are all lying, scumbag weasels.
Your nonanswer to my question is similar to the blank stares I receive from most people I ask that question to.
Heaven help us.
Chauncey, that’s a pretty personal question to try and answer in a public forum. I apologize if you think your question was ignored. Email me and I’d be happy to reply with my reasons.