Flat Chest, Flat Cookies
Remember when I took the batteries out of my fire detectors? Well that was a really bad idea.
Last night I attempted to make cookies. It did not turn out to be the kind of baking adventures I have with RLO. Instead rather, I started my microwave on fire and accidentally left the oven on overnight. Luckily the cookies had ginger, nutmeg, molasses, chocolate and cinnamon so my apartment smelled like Christmas rather than smokey.
The cookies survived, but because I used wheat flour instead of crappy white flour they turned out flat looking and dry–exactly like my love life. Nothing like the time RLO made them for me. When he made them I had a ginger boner for hours.
I think it’s safe to say I’m sticking to a diet of wine, cold cereal and store-bought chocolate, except for the times people take pity on me and feed me home-baked meals.
I would totally eat those cookies. Then again, I would probably eat any cookie.
Love your photo of the day. I had no idea you were friends with Colin Farrell!
Did you use the cancer sugar too? I’m not eating any if you used the regular sugar. I mean a girl has to watch her figure no matter what the cost.
I like flat, wheat flour cookies better than white flour cookies.
Wine and cold cereal. Sounds like my diet everyday.
That’s about my diet except add cheese and sourdough bread with butter. Oooh, that’s like sex on a plate man..
Dig the pink plate.
hey they still look good to me!!!
I use whole wheat flour for my cookies, and they never look like that. It looks to me like you left out the baking soda.
Those aren’t as sad looking as they sound in your story..
however, they sound so sad that I think RLO should just bake for you on demand.
the end.
You should do the already made just pop them in the oven cookies. White sugar and flour! YUM!
Oh and drink wine. Always with the wine. just not red!
flat cookies require an apology, something like ice cream sandwiched between two of em
haha ginger boner
welcome me to salt lake, cos i’m here now! and speaking of cooking, i’m gonna cook for dave one day in the coming week, you should come join us. there’ll (hopefully) be wine.