Reunited

Blogged under Rloshak is for Lovers on Monday 15 September 2008 at 9:00 am

Today I regain custody of RLO.  I’m a tad nervous about what condition I’ll find him in.  I swear if he comes back quoting scriptures every time I have another glass of wine I’ll rip that Holy Ghost right out of him.  Then I’ll make the Holy Ghost my new best friend naming him Hank.  Hank, RLO and I will become the new, hip three musketeers.

We’ll ride off into the sunset on white horses.  Wait, did they have horses?  I didn’t read the book and the only thing I remember about the movie was Charlie Sheen.  It was 1993.  I was way too busy trying not to get knocked up in the back of the movie theater to pay much attention to anything on screen.

I have a long list of activities for this week.  Though I haven’t actually shown him the list—he has a much harder time saying no to me in person.  It’s because I bat my beautiful, long lashes while threatening to give Daisy to him.  He has a hard time saying no at that point.  He’d do anything to stay away from my dog, even driving me to Utah County to play mini-golf at Liberty Land.

Yes, I will take pictures.  You’re welcome.

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10 Comments »

  1. Comment 1by kel — September 15, 2008 @ 9:03 am

    So you’re the infamous Delta movie slut. I’ve always wondered. Have fun with Hank. He’s refused to be in my company since I disowned the Mormon church in 1997.

  2. Comment 2by Ariel — September 15, 2008 @ 9:38 am

    Ya.. Hank doesn’t like me either…
    You enjoy him now, ya hear?

  3. Comment 3by ryan — September 15, 2008 @ 10:31 am

    Liberty Land! .. that place is, well, interesting. I’m planning on a long lunch playing mini golf there this week.. I hope i don’t get abducted by some mullet wearing lehi-ite.

  4. Comment 4by WindyCity — September 15, 2008 @ 10:59 am

    It sounds both very patriotic and spiritual all at the same time. Does Hank give good mini-golf tips? I could use help on my putting.

  5. Comment 5by Dave — September 15, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

    My favorite fish, which was named Hank, died this weekend. Coincidence?

  6. Comment 6by Tracie — September 15, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

    Poor Dave and his fish named Hank….

    Congrats on having RLO back!

  7. Comment 7by Lozza — September 15, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

    Sarah – What was the result of the tweet a couple of days ago about you getting a friend for Daisy? Did you get her/him/it?

    =o)

  8. Comment 8by Sarah — September 15, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

    Lozza: Nope. And sadly now I’m convinced I need a second pug, which of course I will name after RLO and he’ll hate it.

    Dave: Sorry about your fish. Will chocolate help? If so you probably ought to buy some, because I’m not very good with sharing.

  9. Comment 9by A — September 15, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

    Sarah, RLO is SO your version of Luke Danes. Why can’t you see what the internet sees? It’s only a matter of time… :)

  10. Comment 10by brittany — September 16, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

    What if RLO is really your Luke!?!?! Do we really need to wait 7 seasons for this to pan out!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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