Sadly this picture in no way represents my weekend. I gave up soda, and sex gave up me. I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw these abandoned in the isle of a 7-11. Of course that was right after I sad sat down in the isle and cried because I was so jealous.
Sometimes RLO likes to pretend I’m not the most important person in his life, which is obviously ridiculous. However, last night I discovered the truth; I’m way more important than his other friends and even his family. Look who’s first on his phone’s favorites:
Yeah, and if that wasn’t enough proof look at who is so important they get a two-day birthday:
Not his grandpa, but me. I rest my case.
My mother once asked me how she raised a Democrat when she and my father are both devout Republicans. I smiled and said, “Because I had a very loving mother who taught me to be fair and to care enough to want the best for all people.”
This election season has been simply amazing and will be even more so soon enough. I had the opportunity to vote for a woman running for President of the United States. Which is something I’ve always wanted to do. Now that I have, I’m ready to vote Obama into office.
Listening to his speech last night had me in tears. Which isn’t surprising since I’ve been a blubbering mess the entire week while watching the DNC. I’m not usually a crier, but watching political history in the making and losing my Dr Pepper Lip Smacker Lip Gloss all in the same week can be quite emotional. It’s important to have glossy lips while pumping a fist in the air and chanting “that’s not change, that’s more of the same” repeatedly at the TV.
To read my newest column for In Utah This Week go here. Feel free to send sympathy cards… isn’t that what you do when people are almost murdered?
Last night RLO and I decided to take our relationship to the next level.
Calm down, we didn’t hump–it was far more spiritual than physical. RLO introduced me to one of his Mormon friends.
He and one of his female friends had plans to go grab some dinner, and he invited me to come along. It’s always made me feel bad that he keeps me so separate from his other friends, so I happily accepted.
On the way there I started to worry that we’d have nothing in common and the conversation would be not only lacking, but also boring as hell. Luckily that wasn’t the case. The only one bored was RLO. His friend and I talked about The Hills and Gilmore Girls. It was glorious to have someone besides Mrs. AK and Kelli to discuss LC’s newest fingernail polish shade. Which, by the way, I’m liking the purple looking black. So much in fact I’m going to find the shade and make RLO paint my nails. It’s the perfect way to compliment the new ring he picked out for me. Don’t get too excited, it was plastic ring from Forever 21, but that doesn’t make it any less special, or him less gay.
I’ve seen a lot of the blogs I read using Wordle which makes a work cloud based off your blog URL. Instead of using my blog I used Twitter, as I wanted to use it as my background image there. When I saw the results I nearly fell over laughing. It’s like the Internet really gets me, way more than any of the guys I’ve dated. In fact I’m pretty sure it’s a sign I should marry the Internet, or at least go to second base!
