Of Course
Maddie and I went to see “Sex and the City” for a second time over the weekend at Brewvies. Of course we stopped by the sex store afterward. Of course we picked up a present for Rlo. Of course I forgot to take said present out of my bag. And finally, of course, I pulled it out of my bag in the middle of math class while rooting around for a pencil.
Luckily it was just this:
But still, slightly embarrassing.
OMG
At least its prepared… by wearing a condom.
i echo jamie’s comment!
Where can I get one? Blue Boutique?
At least it didn’t start vibrating in your bag.
Or….your kid could have found it. I’ve “heard”,/i> that’s embarrassing.
Ooh! What flavor???
“Heard”
Stupid html trying to expose my lies.
I’LL NEVER TELL!!!
mmmm….looks creamy
That is too frickin funny!!!!!
I’m commenting on your photo of the day. You should have taken Daisy (I hope I’m got that right) with you to be your ultimate accessory when you went to the Talk Like a Pirate Day party. She looks like she should have a patch and be sayin’ AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
And here’s a joke
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks “do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants? And the pirate replies “AAAARRRGGGHHH! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
That is hysterical…. luckily I am a lesbian and would never be caught dead with a sucker shaped like that…. there are other ones I am quite fond of though…. {grin}
just saw your comment on my blog about Violet’s summer shirt. It was super easy to make. Like, probably the easiest piece of clothing I have ever made. And, bonus, she is wearing it today, which means, it still fits a whole year later.
I’m not sure how it would look on adult though. Wait, of course, you would rock it with your Joe Jeans.
Ha! And what’s worse? It’s a you-know-what with an horrendous case of jaundice.
Oh God.. that was like the time my mum went to my kitchen drawers, looking for a straw, and she got one (penis shaped) and didnt realise at first what it was, until she tried to drink out of it
I have not lived that one down yet