Always, Always Inappropriate

Blogged under Benjamino Ballbaby on Monday 26 May 2008 at 9:48 am

Yesterday Ben, Kiesha and I went to the cemetery to leave flowers on my grandparent’s grave. We were walking around when I looked down and noticed which tee-shirt I’d put on that morning. Talk about poor planning. Who picks a shirt with a girl shooting herself in the head to wear to the cemetery? Me. That’s who. I’m an idiot. I have got to start paying closer attention to the little details in life.

 Always, Always Inappropriate

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  1. Comment 1by ian — May 26, 2008 @ 10:08 am

    Nice threadless.

  2. Comment 2by rachel — May 26, 2008 @ 10:50 am

    Oh crap. I would have done something like that, too. Totally unaware. yikes.
    It’s the thought that counts? I guess it could have been worse, you could have been wearing one with someone shooting others on it.

  3. Comment 3by dropdeadchris — May 26, 2008 @ 11:09 am

    That is a cool shirt though so i wouldn’t stress it.

  4. Comment 4by rockandcookies — May 26, 2008 @ 11:44 am

    At least the spatter becomes butterflies so it’s a happy shirt?

  5. Comment 5by Sully Sullivan — May 26, 2008 @ 11:46 am

    This is the exact reason that I always go to the cemetery topless.

    I’ve read a few of your posts and I like your blog. I’ve bookmarked it and look forward to checking in regularly. If you’re ever looking for a laugh or maybe a cry (if you’re some sort of sicko), visit my pop culture comedy blog. The URL is http://yeahtotallyright.blogspot.com

    Rock on.

  6. Comment 6by Doreen — May 26, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

    Honestly I think you plan a lot of what you write about on your site for the sake of having something to write about. You fully intended to wear that t-shirt and then have a photo taken of you wearing it. Your posts are so predictable and childish.

  7. Comment 7by Lisa — May 26, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

    It’s kinda like trying REALLY hard not to swear in church and then accidentally dropping an f-bomb at the quietest moment during the service.

    On another note, next time you go to a funeral, you should dress like the Grim Reaper on accident so Doreens comment will be completely legitimate and worth the time spent reading it. I hate being surprised or entertained. So stop that shit.

  8. Comment 8by Matt — May 26, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

    I’m unclear on why Doreen reads your site if she thinks it’s beneath her. She sounds like a bore.

    Your shirt is hardly noticeable. I can see how you overlooked the graphic. I wouldn’t worry about it, I bet no one but you noticed.

    Doreen, I’ll give you that at times Sarah is irreverent, which is why we read her, but I doubt she’s go as far as preplanning things or wearing a suicide shirt to a cemetery.

  9. Comment 9by ABM — May 26, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

    At least your faux pas is stylish! I have that shirt too, in fact.

  10. Comment 10by Loralee — May 26, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

    I think you wore it because oh my HELL I needed to laugh today and I TOTALLY AM!

  11. Comment 11by Lozza — May 26, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

    Oh god, thats totally something i’d do =o)

    Doreen – Didnt your mother tell you that if you can’t find something nice to say don’t say anything at all?

    That’ll teach you to comment on a site full of sarah fans =oP

  12. Comment 12by Ben — May 26, 2008 @ 10:28 pm

    At least the shirt is badass. May I inquire as to its origin?

  13. Comment 13by Anonymous — May 26, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

    Inappropriate? Hell yeah, but hysterical.

  14. Comment 14by Joshua — May 26, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

    Ok, I’m thinking you need to have a direct feed to each and every one of my family members. They’ll never believe there’s someone more (accidentally) inappropriate otherwise.

  15. Comment 15by Joshua — May 26, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

    Ugh. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Horribly inappropriate grammar on my part.

  16. Comment 16by TheKid — May 26, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

    Nice look on your face.

  17. Comment 17by cyclingred — May 27, 2008 @ 3:35 am

    Why do you even own a t-shirt like that?

  18. Comment 18by Hühnerschreck — May 27, 2008 @ 3:42 am

    :o ) Don’t chastise yourself – shit simply happens … And I believe you made several of your readers smile with “ohh, I’m not the only one to whom this kind of stuff happens.”

    (… and sorry for my bad english …)

  19. Comment 19by Becky — May 27, 2008 @ 6:56 am

    But this is why we love you!!!

  20. Comment 20by Kate — May 27, 2008 @ 7:07 am

    Well it looks like butterflies are coming out of her neck.. so maybe that’s like a sign that she’s still alive – just floating/flying?

    Ok, I was trying to find something positive to say about this – but I’m not sure that it’s working.

  21. Comment 21by Amy — May 27, 2008 @ 8:35 am

    I love this picture of you remembering your grandparents….and then you mention the shirt! It was a good thing I was not drinking milk at the time, cuz it would have come out my nose! You are awesome!

  22. Comment 22by LindaLou — May 27, 2008 @ 8:38 am

    I can understand your embarrassment. It sounds like something I would and probly have done.

    Did anyone in your family notice?

  23. Comment 23by girlwiththemask — May 27, 2008 @ 11:15 am

    I once went to a church picnic wearing an ‘FCUK’ tee shirt. THAT was bad planning!

  24. Comment 24by WindyCity — May 27, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

    I LOVE that you have a Threadless shirt! Their retail store is literally right around the corner from my apartment. Their display changes daily and I have now collected my fair share of t-shirts. Yet another reason to love Chicago!

  25. Comment 25by Candace — May 27, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

    Doreen can kiss it.
    I love your posts and still love you even though I didn’t get to see you this weekend.
    Loves
    xoxo*

  26. Comment 26by Suzanne — May 27, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

    I love that shirt! Its one of my favorite threadless designs eva.

    Reminds me of the time I stole Aimee’s Frenzal Rhomb shirt that said something about getting fucked you fucking fuckwit and happened to go to the D.I. that day.. good times!

  27. Comment 27by erat — May 27, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

    OMG she’s a Threadless fan! I love Threadless!

    Although I wouldn’t have worn Flowers in the Attic to a funeral, I probably would have worn The Morning After (http://www.threadless.com/product/282/The_Morning_After). May as well bring a smile, right?

    Awesome…

  28. Comment 28by Matthew — November 30, 2009 @ 1:26 pm

    Your amazing.

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