That’s What She Said–In Utah This Week
To read this week’s column go here. One of these days I may even get around to posting the pictures with needles in my forehead. Just not today… I’m too busy being pissed off at the President for making me late to work. The war is one thing, but fucking up my commute? Now that’s something worthy of impeachment.
*Edit: for all those who have emailed me requesting the contact info for the Botox doctor I used here you go Center For Facial Appearances. Make sure you ask Dr. Anderson to tell you the stories about his travel abroad. Trust me.
After two kids, I’m saving for new boobs. Ones that don’t spend so much quality time with my lap.
Amen sista!!!
At least you aren’t one of those poor saps who got stuck with a Taz tattoo or a tribal. Nothing says 90’s like that.
haha, I love how there’s a tattoo designer ad right under the pull quote.
Wait… you had one wrinkle smoothed out? And it cost hundreds of dollars? For one wrinkle?
I have one of those, it was my 31st birthday present.
Bitch Crease? I love that. Makes me feel much better..
I have a sunflower tattoo on my ankle, too- actually a poor choice made at 19- it’s ugly, but reminds me of a great time in my life! I don’t want it removed, I would love to get it morphed into something that doesn’t scream 1990!