Comments on: Ass Scratch Fever http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/05/09/ass-scratch-fever/ Where Sarcasm Comes Standard. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:12:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: MeL http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/05/09/ass-scratch-fever/#comment-6029 MeL Sat, 10 May 2008 13:25:57 +0000 http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/05/09/ass-scratch-fever/#comment-6029 See, now, where I come from? Adult kickball exists to provide an excuse to drink beer and run in circles. Things like "points" and "innings" and "winners" are for people who don't understand the Drinking Rules. Also, for extreme dryness, I swear by Burt's Baby Bees Apricot Seed Oil. Plus you will smell edible. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. See, now, where I come from? Adult kickball exists to provide an excuse to drink beer and run in circles. Things like “points” and “innings” and “winners” are for people who don’t understand the Drinking Rules.

Also, for extreme dryness, I swear by Burt’s Baby Bees Apricot Seed Oil. Plus you will smell edible. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

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]]> By: Annie http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/05/09/ass-scratch-fever/#comment-6023 Annie Sat, 10 May 2008 02:00:50 +0000 http://www.sarahnielson.com/2008/05/09/ass-scratch-fever/#comment-6023 Why is everyone on a fun kickball team but me? Why is everyone on a fun kickball team but me?

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