Double A Forgiveness

Blogged under friends, sarah-ness on Friday 25 April 2008 at 12:01 pm

My friend, the Bishop, has lunch with me every single Thursday. He calls our lunches Therapy Thursdays. At first I thought it was funny, but now I’m starting to realize just how true it is. We go. We eat. He points out my shitty behavior. It’s fun. FOR HIM!

It’s always been just the two of us, however, yesterday he invited our friend Maddie along. I suspect he was slightly nervous and/or embarrassed to being alone with me after I informed the Internet that he saw the contents of my naughty drawer.

I expected a bit of awkward behavior from him, he is after all very bishop-like, but I was completely mistaken. After ordering our food and sitting down at the table he presented me with a gift:

Sarah Nielson’s battery goodness!

He is obviously absolved of all bedroom peeking sins.

Every time you share me I won't punch a kitten!
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18 Comments »

  1. Comment 1by Christy — April 25, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

    Are you serious?! This is one of the funniest, and possibly most confusing things I’ve ever heard! :) I’ve never heard of a “Bishop” like that before–maybe if I had, I’d still be Catholic!

  2. Comment 2by mrs.ak — April 25, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

    Thoughtful fellow. Better than pulling em out of TV remotes when in need.

  3. Comment 3by Mads — April 25, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

    The Bishop RULES.

  4. Comment 4by misha — April 25, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

    you have a rockin’ Bishop there! That is too funny. I was a realtor and saw one in a kitchen drawer once???

  5. Comment 5by misha — April 25, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

    yeah, not a bishop

  6. Comment 6by misha — April 25, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

    in the drawer that is

  7. Comment 7by Keith Simerson — April 25, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

    I told you before not to worry about it because he probably has his own personal collection at home. The truth is slowly coming out. Do not be surprised at what kind of truth that you slowly extract from him next.

  8. Comment 8by Knaphrodesiac — April 25, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

    Well he obviously knows what I know: new batteries is the best kind of therapy there is.

  9. Comment 9by Marissa — April 25, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

    I love it!

  10. Comment 10by girlwiththemask — April 25, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

    The BASTARD!

  11. Comment 11by kw — April 25, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

    What a guy! A lot of men who aren’t bishop-like are intimidated by battery operated “toys”.

  12. Comment 12by alexis — April 25, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

    double A’s really? i thought you were the double D’s type!

  13. Comment 13by Shelly — April 25, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

    That’s SO awesome! haha! Way to go, Bishop!

  14. Comment 14by Sterkworks — April 25, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

    I would expect larger.

  15. Comment 15by dropdeadchris — April 25, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

    i need to find a bishop.

  16. Comment 16by Lozza — April 26, 2008 @ 1:24 am

    hahah, thas something i’d do. Im glad he had the guts to do that, otherwise it may have been something you never got over =o)

  17. Comment 17by jantzie — April 26, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

    @alexis Just what I was thinking! Double As?! That is for the kind of gear high school chicks get at Spencer’s Gifts, not the industrial power tools of seasoned single chicks. :)

  18. Comment 18by Christy — April 27, 2008 @ 6:35 am

    Maybe he didn’t want to come off as too knowledgeable on the subject, and bought the wrong batteries on purpose…it could happen, right? It still makes him cool for a Bishop in my book.

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