Double A Forgiveness
My friend, the Bishop, has lunch with me every single Thursday. He calls our lunches Therapy Thursdays. At first I thought it was funny, but now I’m starting to realize just how true it is. We go. We eat. He points out my shitty behavior. It’s fun. FOR HIM!
It’s always been just the two of us, however, yesterday he invited our friend Maddie along. I suspect he was slightly nervous and/or embarrassed to being alone with me after I informed the Internet that he saw the contents of my naughty drawer.
I expected a bit of awkward behavior from him, he is after all very bishop-like, but I was completely mistaken. After ordering our food and sitting down at the table he presented me with a gift:
He is obviously absolved of all bedroom peeking sins.
Are you serious?! This is one of the funniest, and possibly most confusing things I’ve ever heard!
I’ve never heard of a “Bishop” like that before–maybe if I had, I’d still be Catholic!
Thoughtful fellow. Better than pulling em out of TV remotes when in need.
The Bishop RULES.
you have a rockin’ Bishop there! That is too funny. I was a realtor and saw one in a kitchen drawer once???
yeah, not a bishop
in the drawer that is
I told you before not to worry about it because he probably has his own personal collection at home. The truth is slowly coming out. Do not be surprised at what kind of truth that you slowly extract from him next.
Well he obviously knows what I know: new batteries is the best kind of therapy there is.
I love it!
The BASTARD!
What a guy! A lot of men who aren’t bishop-like are intimidated by battery operated “toys”.
double A’s really? i thought you were the double D’s type!
That’s SO awesome! haha! Way to go, Bishop!
I would expect larger.
i need to find a bishop.
hahah, thas something i’d do. Im glad he had the guts to do that, otherwise it may have been something you never got over =o)
@alexis Just what I was thinking! Double As?! That is for the kind of gear high school chicks get at Spencer’s Gifts, not the industrial power tools of seasoned single chicks.
Maybe he didn’t want to come off as too knowledgeable on the subject, and bought the wrong batteries on purpose…it could happen, right? It still makes him cool for a Bishop in my book.