Column Naming Contest
So I still haven’t come up with a name for my column, and it goes to layout on Monday. I’m stuck and begging you all for help.
Here’s the deal. Comment or email me any ideas and if there’s one I end up using I’ll shower you with caffeine… a Starbucks gift card. Fair enough?
The column will be about local pop culture, entertainment and me of course. The names the “IN” kids have tossed around are “In Her Words” and “That’s What She Said.” So I’m stuck using one of those if you guys can’t come up with something better. Please, oh please come up with something better.
Arlo already suggested “Tramp Rant.” While I appreciate the fact one of my best male girlfriends is calling me a tramp I don’t think the folks at the newspaper would go for it.
Ready? Set? GO!
Tales of Wit and Charm?
It works for this site!
Just sayin’….
Sarah Shouts
Everything tastes better with salt.
You’ll provide plenty, if your blog and column are any indication. And it ties nicely with the local scene.
1. Hysterical Blondeness
2. Utah-tastic!
3. And Then There’s This…
4. The Sarah Files
5. Practical Extravagance ( I wrote a play called that. I’ll gladly give it up though.)
I’m a lurker who felt compelled to give naming your new column a shot. I love your blog. You’re frickin’ hilarious.
Sarah Says
or
Because Sarah Said So
or
Sassy Sarah Says
Not the best, but I like alliteration…
Pop Princess
All of The Cool Kids are Doing It
Hot Tranny Mess!
Faves and Raves to be heard
Blurbs, bleeps, blahs
Tuned IN in SLC
Are you Tuned in?
Check here to be Informed
INformed by Sarah
I just posted the long list…
Tuned IN
etc
Beaches369@aol.com
this is me
Qweeps, Bleeps & Blurbs to keep you INformed
beaches369@aol.com
I think there are a few good options already in the above list. And we all get a free email address to spam!
I vote for the Tuned IN in SLC one. Sure, it uses two ins in a row (much as this sentence just did), but it says (1) that this is a column about local stuff (2) and that that (see two that’s in a row, so it can’t be so bad) local stuff has to do with entertainment, (3) and it gives a lovely homage to the Magazine.
And those titles IN gave your are totally lame.
And I can’t think of anything to add to the list.
Except maybe “The Pulse”
Sarah’s Spot
Pop Palace
Okay, I’ve been thinking about this a long time (not really…but you can pretend that I did) and I’m torn between:
1. ANAL SEX in the City…an “alternative” view of life behind the Zion Curtain
and
2. SLC Pink: Tales From A Recovering Serial Dater
Nothing gets people’s attention like anal sex (we discovered this on our first dinner together, right?) and “SLC Pink” because…well…because YOU can. (And “SLC Punk” was so…1985)
bitch on a rant
Confessions of a thirty something entertainment junky
Every day is my birthday
What entertainment IS (haha)
Fuck what you’ve heard, it’s what you need to know… (or you could substitute Fuck for something else like ’screw’)
…those are just a few off of the top of my head
I got one vote…
Author of the
“Tuned IN in SLC
I need more votes…
beaches369@aol.com
To follow lead from Thomas:
SLCPop
Or how about:
A Quick Note
All Things Sarah
Read, Drink and be Merry.
“You’ve got the Write Stuff”, if that’s too long just “The Write Stuff.”
In homage of your NKOTB obsession.
On more,
“Miss Write”.
“I’m Just Sayin’”
I vote for SLC Pink…even though the anal sex one made me laugh so bloody hard. I have no suggestions as am thick as two short planks and can’t think of anything clever.
I like Thomas’ first suggestion.
On an unrelated note: I think I’ve survived death flu!
“bitch on a rant”
I like this one.
“This and That”
It covers everything.
Huh… Slightly addled, but on the whole I like this post. You’ve got some fresh ideas. But please, write more lucid.
stop saying grose things about this! It’s your terrible way of thinking! Normal people don’t care about stuff like that
Sounds perfect to me. I have read this post with a great pleasure. You should write much more often.
you’re not nearly as hot as you think you are! you need a facial!