The Bathroom Has Eyes
I detest public restrooms. The idea of communal germs completely freaks me out. My mother passed this fear down to me as a small child, producing an adult germ freak much like herself.
In addition to my germ phobia I have a wild imagination, so you can imagine my horror when I was faced with using this bathroom at a friend’s office. Needless to say I didn’t. I would have peed my pants before letting creepy heads watch me taking care of business.
That’s disgusting.
Some offices are so bizarre in their decor. We have a plastic camel that looks like a bronze statue on our front table. It’s wearing a tiny Santa hat that kind of looks like one of those middle eastern hats that monkeys wear. My boss’s comment when they first got the camel? “That thing’s got camel toe!” I completely wash my hands of that one.
i’m scared