BFF Night
Mrs. AK, and I force Arlo to have BFF nights with us once a week. These nights consist of Arlo attempting to whip a little something up in the kitchen. When Arlo bakes with us around there is always an incident. Remember the MSG cookies? While the baking is happening Mrs. AK and I drink red wine and heckle him. It’s a bonding experience we all enjoy.
Sometimes I worry that Arlo feels left out because he doesn’t drink wine. To alleviate this I always take a swig off his Diet Coke, leaving enough wine backwash to give anyone a good buzz.
Yesterday at the drugstore while loading up on Vitamin C I found a way he can share in on the red wine fun without partaking of my germ loaded saliva. Also proving I am a caring friend who wants him to reap the benefits antioxidants provide. In one simple purchase I’ve proven myself as an loving friend who cares about the longevity of a friend’s life.
That’s no fun. I tell myself I’m drinking it for the anti-oxidents but the truth is if I can get a buzz before bed life is worth living.
What?! Alco-pills?! In a drug store?! We’ll have kids lined up in the parking lot, getting drunk and poisoned! These are nothing but a gateway drug easily available to kids at, well, Gateway! Oh, whither the children! (visualize gnashing teeth while beating the breast)
Yes, these pills must be placed at the state liquor store with the alcapops!
That is the coolest damn medical invention I have ever seen.
Hah! Those’ll make perfect b-day or Christmas gifts for my entire super-Mormon family. I can’t wait.