Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm

I opened the email, and contrary to the promise, I’m still worried.
Mostly about the following:

1) Who will get the Republican nomination.
2) Driving in the snow.
3) Who will get cut on the next Project Runway.
4) How I’m going to pass my math class.
5) If my bread pudding burn is going to scar.
6) Why my bank about never seems to have a surplus of cash.
7) If yellow tail shiraz is still on sale.
If Arlo is going to kick me out of life for making fun of his middle name.

You know important stuff.