For Energy and Laughs
The Kid called me fat today, or not fat. I’m so confused.
We’ve been passing back and forth a stale granola bar for a week. I had every intention of eating it when I picked it up a couple of weeks ago, and then didn’t. I put it on his desk BECAUSE I AM A NICE PERSON! He didn’t eat it and put it back on my desk. We soon started adding notes listing reasons why the other should eat it. He suggested I lay off the caffeine and eat it for natural energy. Ha! I then suggested he is young and likely sowing his wild oats and should therefore eat an oat bar.
His latest note is going to be hard to top:
wow! old and fat is hard to beat!
(your not either for the record)
At least the lad had the sense to add a disclaimer to the bottom. He may be young, but he already knows how women work. Now if only I could figure out how men work.
He probably thinks you are PHat though
Nature Valley granola bars are the best! They don’t go stale because they are already hard as a rock. But they are still good.