Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm

I voted. I considered posting another picture of my sweater voting like I did last time, but decided not to bore you with something I’d done before.

Besides the picture looks almost exactly the same, except my sweater is white this time and I have two brown “I Voted” stickers instead of one. Which really just made my sweater look like it was hosting two giant brown nipples. Which it’s not.

After voting I handed the electronic card back to the woman and asked if she could see if my brother had remembered to vote. She looked, and he hadn’t. She stuck a second sticker on my sweater and said, “When you see your brother today tell him you have his sticker and won’t release it until he’s voted.” I laughed and then walked through the school out the front door, proudly showing my nipple votes to the small children milling about.

I will not be showing Ben his sticker. I’m sure the woman would understand.