Tales of Wit and Charm…

My Google Chat personal message today reads, “Can dry humping Vanilla Ice cause burns?” Yes, I’m that excited about his upcoming show. Seeing the message my friend Jeff Bell was very worried about the health of my lady parts.

Jeff: V.ice? Were you dry humping Vanilla Ice? Cause that’s kinds icky.
me: yup!!

Jeff: Those kind of daredevil antics could make your vagina fall off!

It’s a darn shame he can’t see what I’m wearing today:

My love for Vanilla Ice has no limits. Word.

Walking to the pub last night for Family Home Evening I saw this painted on the sidewalk: I love watching for sidewalk art so it was a good find, but the best part was when I noticed the drug free sign on the school three feet away! The laughter kept Maddie and I warm the remainder of the way. Which was good since I forgot proper winter attire.

“A Post-it does not cure chlamydia.”

Ben: “I know you’re mad at me for killing a deer.”

Sarah: “Of course I am! For multiple reasons… number one, you didn’t even feel bad about it.”

Ben: “I told you that it would’ve been dead within ten minutes. There were a ton of hunters around us. So it might as well be me that shot it.”

Sarah: “That doesn’t make it any better. And I’m also mad that you didn’t wear your mullet hunting. If you’re going to go hunting you might as well make it as white trash as possible.

Ben: “Fine. I understand why you’re pissed, but does it help that I went to a vegan restaurant for breakfast today?

Sarah: “No.”

Ben: “You can’t be mad anymore otherwise I ate fake meat for nothing, and then I’ll be the pissed off one.”

I have the Sox game playing in the background while I’m writing a paper, but I don’t need to pay attention because Aimee made cookies. I did my part and ate six yesterday, so it’s a guaranteed win!

Girl’s Night Out last night led us to Red Rock for burgers and beer and then to Spoon Me for frozen yogurt. I’m usually anti anything that could be a venue for Mormon dating, but with the promise of a healthy ice cream alternative my ass and I were game.

Maddie was feeling bitter about eating cold food in the cold, but settled down once Hannah spooned her in the bathroom.

As for me? I got my spooning later on in the evening. And it was good.