Still Not Worth the Drive
Ben: “You HAVE to go to Bogies tonight!”
Sarah: “Umm, what is that and why?”
Ben: “It’s a club in Ogden that’s giving away a free boob job tonight.”
Sarah: “What are you trying to say Ben?”
Ben: “Nothing! You’re the one who wants it, and free is free.”
Sarah: “But is driving to Ogden really worth boobs?”
Ben: “Not even close.”
Sarah: “Okay, well thanks for thinking of my tits.”
Ben: “Eww. I gotta go.”
For those of you who don’t believe, Ben really does talk like this. He’s weird, but in a very unique cool way.
Perhaps you just need to start dating a successful IT professional?
I did. And I’m planning on scheduling a boob job before next June.
Cheers to ta-tas.
Dear Sarah
One day you will find someone.
So far, it seems like you have just hit alot of tar pits.