I woke up for this?
Ben: “I figured out what tattoo to get if I ever decide to get one.”
Sarah: “Hitler in Chinese?”
Ben: “NO! I’m not letting Hitler anywhere near me. I want a banjo tattoo.”
Sarah: “Ben, you do realize tattoos are permanent, right?”
Ben: “Duh. Anyway, I want the banjo to start on my stomach and wrap across my ribs and have it end on my back.”
Sarah: “No.”
Ben: “What about on my leg?”
Sarah: “No.”
Ben: “Fine, I’ll go with my second choice. On my back I want a poker table scene with Fidel Castro playing poker with Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash.”
Sarah: “Is Willie going to be playing a banjo?”
Ben: “Of course, but if I ever get rid of the mullet I’ll have to get it removed.”
Sarah: “I’m hanging up now and going to sleep. Don’t call me back. Ever.”
I want Ben to choose my next tattoo.
has ben had a head trauma accident since i left slc???
Ben is one smart kid!
Forget it, I’ve decided on my next tattoo by myself. I shall have the best tribal unicorn, EVER!